"BTW - keep your shoes on and go to the bathroom before you get on the plane instead of crawling all over me 10 minutes after take off. One last thing, be a team player, turn your cell phone off when asked, close you shade for the movie, and don't squash my coat in the overhead bin with your oversized maxed out going to move to this city suitcase."

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